Diary of a Mad Black Woman Comments

  • Adolf 2023-01-22 08:52:33

    Hey, who did I see. Morgan....

  • Lon 2023-01-14 18:07:17

    "When you smile, my world is brighter." It should be considered an inspirational movie. Women must be...

  • Amelia 2022-12-27 01:52:58

    Five points for the tears shed many years ago and the search for these...

  • Maud 2022-12-09 09:04:36

    A happy ending, and I saw Morgan in "Criminal Minds" and Camille in "Bones" in it. They are the two American dramas I'm most resistant to right...

  • Sid 2022-11-10 20:14:22

    The importance of economic...

  • Lesley 2022-10-27 07:26:34

    Originally, I was quite serious, and I was surprised that a good woman could have such a mad side~ In the end, I was shocked by the scene where everyone sang praises together in the church. Can we not be so harmonious at the end? This is too...

  • Winfield 2022-10-10 12:42:36

    The transformation of a full-time woman when she encounters an accident is not...

  • Clemmie 2022-10-05 21:14:30

    It’s pretty bad, not just a fake...

  • Cecile 2022-10-05 19:31:49

    I thought it was a movie like "Miss So White", but it turned out to be a tender...

  • Elroy 2022-10-05 16:45:37

    The diary of a stupid black...

Extended Reading

Diary of a Mad Black Woman quotes

  • Helen: [upon seeing Orlando staring at her] What?

    Orlando: I'm just sittin' here, tryin' to think of a way to say this to you.

    [pauses]

    Orlando: I'm in love with you.

    Helen: How do you know that?

    Orlando: I don't know how to explain it to you.

    Helen: Try.

    Orlando: Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.

    [Helen and Orlando laugh]

    Orlando: And see? And that... that... That smile. Helen, when you smile like that, my world... It's all right.

    [pauses]

    Orlando: I am in love with you.

  • Brenda: What the - Who are you?

    Madea: Who you?

    Brenda: I'm the owner of this house.

    Madea: [buzzer sound] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.

    Brenda: [notices one or her ruined clothes] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!

    Madea: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.

    Brenda: That's it! I'm calling the police.

    Madea: I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!