Diary of a Mad Black Woman Comments

  • Trystan 2023-09-06 10:18:42

    The plot is average, but then karma is still more enjoyable, I like the black crazy woman, I want to laugh when I hear her...

  • Ashleigh 2023-08-03 16:33:31

    Great love too great to...

  • Brandi 2023-07-10 06:42:22

    The love words in it should definitely be recorded in a notebook for...

  • Louisa 2023-04-04 08:21:49

    Except the warm man is too...

  • Adelle 2023-03-19 10:29:59

    CCTV translated as "Woman's...

  • Summer 2023-03-03 13:29:21

    It's a main theme movie in...

  • Isobel 2023-02-15 00:08:18

    This is one of the relatively few purely black movies that I have come into contact with. It makes people discover the delicacy and love of children of this race. The heroine and the later man with braids are very eye-catching, but he has never figured out whether Helen's grandma is a male or a female. If it is a female, why do you need a male voice for Chinese...

  • Vinnie 2023-02-12 08:15:34

    Watched on and off for a...

  • Lyda 2023-02-06 08:30:14

    If you are a woman, you must watch this...

  • Dennis 2023-02-06 02:00:13

    This is a Hollywood movie that can be regarded as a standard in terms of technique and values. A positive attitude towards life, a way of being kind to others, good people have good wishes for retribution. What is different from the usual Hollywood movies is: black culture and the family view between them. For example: actively approaching the white society, even looking for a white junior, the only white in the film. Black's view of the big family, harmony, tolerance, and...

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Diary of a Mad Black Woman quotes

  • Helen: [upon seeing Orlando staring at her] What?

    Orlando: I'm just sittin' here, tryin' to think of a way to say this to you.

    [pauses]

    Orlando: I'm in love with you.

    Helen: How do you know that?

    Orlando: I don't know how to explain it to you.

    Helen: Try.

    Orlando: Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.

    [Helen and Orlando laugh]

    Orlando: And see? And that... that... That smile. Helen, when you smile like that, my world... It's all right.

    [pauses]

    Orlando: I am in love with you.

  • Brenda: What the - Who are you?

    Madea: Who you?

    Brenda: I'm the owner of this house.

    Madea: [buzzer sound] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.

    Brenda: [notices one or her ruined clothes] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!

    Madea: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.

    Brenda: That's it! I'm calling the police.

    Madea: I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!