Delivery Man Comments

  • Alexie 2022-10-29 22:15:13

    The director is so boring, he re-shoots his own movie with other actors, just shoot it, at least there are improvements to make up for the deficiencies of the previous film, even the lines and plot development are exactly the same, it is better to re-watch the previous film Well, it hurts so much I watched it...

  • Ebony 2022-10-16 10:39:07

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  • Lionel 2022-10-15 10:40:50

    impressing at the...

  • Marcelina 2022-09-29 22:30:01

    Hilarious, but a bit...

  • Tatyana 2022-09-19 01:21:04

    It's touching instead of pornography as you imagined. By the way, the quality of the starring Sperm is really high. ....

  • Jaleel 2022-09-08 10:53:34

    This must be the ideal of many...

  • Quincy 2022-09-07 20:33:52

    You can take a...

  • Mina 2022-09-04 14:52:16

    It's good to have something...

  • Montana 2022-05-20 23:22:17

    Master, I finished the final exam, Matt...

  • Raina 2022-05-20 18:18:06

    Why do you always feel where you have seen it? ! Looks like a remake of a French...

Extended Reading
  • Fay 2022-05-20 11:09:45

    It's like a remake of chewing wax, without a soul

    Because the score of the remake is too high, I pulled it down. I hope everyone will see the original "Super Daddy". That's a classic. The remake can neither be the original version nor can it be innovative. If it's gone, the male protagonist has no eye on it, and he is like chewing on the plot.

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  • Jerald 2022-05-20 21:51:53

    Donated 693 times and had 534 children before he really learned to be a father

    What is the meaning of reproduction? The original meaning of reproduction is the reproduction of organisms. After entering a civilized society, human beings have given more meaning to reproduction—not only can reproduce and transmit genes, but reproduction also has social, emotional and other...

Delivery Man quotes

  • David: Emma... Will you marry me?

    Emma: Won't you wanna wait and see if I get my figure back?

    David: If you stay flabby, I promise I'll get flabby as well.

    Emma: Wonder if that's the first time the word "flabby" has been used in a marriage proposal.

    [she kisses him]

    David: Emma... I'm Starbuck.

    Emma: [whispers angrily] Why are you always scamming? God, how could you think that a marriage proposal would excuse the fact that you're the father of 533 children? David! God! No, this... this is no longer your child!

    David: I wanna be very clear on two points. The first point: I said I was going to change as quickly as possible, and I am doing that. I've had a chance to do a lot of thinking. A lot. And I've come to the conclusion that it's not anyone *but me* who can decide if I am a father or not. Not a judge, not my family, not Dr. Phil... And in the end, not you. In other words, no one but the father can decide if he is the father or not. And I, David Wozniak, am the father of this child. Now, the other reality that can't be changed, is the fact that I am Starbuck. Now, this obviously can be something frightening, since it's something totally new and no one on this planet has ever experienced it before. It's, uh, you know, it's it's... it is like the first steps on the moon. But despite a few drawbacks, I think that we can actually take away from this a tremendous amount of joy. Not to mention *vast amounts* of free babysitting. I don't know how this is gonna work out. Right now, me coming out and revealing who I am, I'm risking everything. I'm risking *all* for the well-being of my 533 kids. And I would think that you seeing me risk all should convince you that whatever happens, that no matter what turmoil this kid right here gets into, I will be there. Now, you asked me to have a life. Well, here it is. This is my life. Maybe a little bit strange. And a bit oversized. But it's my life. The second point...

    Emma: That was a very long first point.

    David: The first point was long. The second point... The marriage proposal was not a scam.

    Emma: The second point was much shorter.

    David: I need you in my life.

    [Emma sighs before she leans in and kisses him again]

    Emma: Promise me one day you'll take me to Venice.

  • Mikolaj: You know David, I love you like a son.

    David: I am your son.

    Mikolaj: Which is why I love you like a son.