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Bartholome 2022-04-20 09:01:42
Ohhhhh “do you know what they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison?”...
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Malachi 2022-04-20 09:01:42
I watched a little bit when I was young, and now I’m making it up. It’s an interesting and meaningful film. The last clips also paid tribute to some stars, so it’s not out of date now. . . Since ancient times, human beings have been pursuing immortality, but many people have neglected their inner peace. . . I don't want to live forever, and I don't want to live in the next life. Let me be ashes. ....
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Juana 2022-04-20 09:01:42
This is one of the few movies that I watched when I was a kid and still remember it now,...
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Stacy 2022-03-27 09:01:06
my mum and me....... favorite when i was...
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Adelbert 2022-03-27 09:01:06
I like this film so much. It's a bit close to the taste of "Living Corpse", but it is mixed with multiple themes, desire and betrayal, and the search for the meaning of life. No wonder Aunt Mei actually starred in such a strange chicken...
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Sonya 2022-03-27 09:01:06
He worked hard for the eternal youth, and used a very exaggerated joke to satirize. Aunt May played the bitch without any drama, and her blonde hair made people travel back to the devil female editor-in-chief 14 years...
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Mark 2022-03-27 09:01:06
To use a sentence pattern: With such a long acting career, who has never acted in a few bad movies. Just don't understand what's going on with such a high rating? The audience is too kind, or the elderly have low requirements, or is everyone just worshipping Aunt Mei, anyway, it’s...
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Selmer 2022-03-27 09:01:06
I will give ten stars! ! ! ! It's been a long time since I've seen such an unreservedly satirical, dark humor, dramatic, and imaginative movie! Wow, hahaha is too interesting, laughing, I am, wow, hahahahahaha (((o ゚ ゚ ゚ *)...
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Etha 2022-03-27 09:01:06
It is obviously a very feminine text, but in the end it is handled a bit misogynistic and lacks ambition. It would be nice if it could be more campy, or expand the noir episode of Goldie Hawn in the first...
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Oran 2022-03-26 09:01:05
Not one of the scariest movies I thought before the age of seven. Looking at it again after more than ten years, I found that it is not as bad as I remember it, but it is very good. Whether it is the plot or editing, the rhythm and special effects are all good, and there is a deep meaning, and finally the nightmare of a pierced stomach when I was a child was...
Death Becomes Her Comments
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Lisle Von Rhuman: So warm, so full of life. This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us the taste of youth and vitality. And then, it makes us witness our own decay.
Madeleine: Well, it is the natural law.
Lisle Von Rhuman: Oh, screw the natural law!
[She opens a box to reveal a vile containing a potion]
Madeleine: What is that?
Lisle Von Rhuman: What you came for, a touch of magic in this world obsessed with science. A tonic, a potion.
Madeleine: What does it do?
Lisle Von Rhuman: How old would you guess I am?
Madeleine: I wouldn't.
[Continues looking at the potion vial]
Lisle Von Rhuman: Come on, don't try to flatter me.
Madeleine: 38.
[Lisle looks insulted]
Madeleine: Oh, 28. 3... 23.
Lisle Von Rhuman: I am 71 years old! That's what it does. It stops the aging process dead in its tracks and forces it into retreat. Drink that potion and you'll never grow even one day older. Don't drink it, then continue to watch yourself rot.
Madeleine: How much is it?
Lisle Von Rhuman: The sordid topic of coin, I'm afraid, is not so simple. The cost, you see, it's different for everyone.
Madeleine: Well, for me, how much?
[She does the arithmetic on a notepad, while Madeline tries to peak; she holds up the paper, showing the price]
Madeleine: Well, thank you very much. I think I should be going.
Lisle Von Rhuman: SIT!
[Madeleine sits]
Lisle Von Rhuman: Hold out your hand.
[She stabs Madeline's left index finger with a dagger]
Madeleine: OWWWW! WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
Lisle Von Rhuman: Watch.
[She dips the tip of the dagger into the potion, then drips the small drop into Madeline's wound, which takes the age of Madeline's left hand]
Madeleine: Check okay?
Lisle Von Rhuman: Fine.
[as Madeleine takes out her checkbook and begins writing out a check]
Lisle Von Rhuman: But you must make me a promise. The secret that we share must never become public. You may continue your career for 10 years, 10 years of perfect unchanged beauty. But at the end of that time, before people become suspicious, you have to disappear from public view forever. You can retire. You can stage your own phony death or... as one of my clients simply said, "I want to be alone".
Lisle Von Rhuman: No! She's not!
[Lisle nods reaffirmingly]
Lisle Von Rhuman: Wow!
[Madeleine hands Lisle the check, as Lisle hands Madeleine the potion vial]
Madeleine: Bottoms up.
[She drinks the potion]
Lisle Von Rhuman: Now a warning.
Madeleine: *Now* a warning?
Lisle Von Rhuman: Take care of yourself. You and your body are going to be together a long time, be good to it. Simpre vive: Live forever.
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Rose: [Rose walks all the upstairs and into Madeline's bedroom, carrying a tray of Madeline's breakfast and a Book Party invitation, as Madeline is still asleep] Good Morning, madam. You look absolutely marvelous.
[Opening the curtains, waking Madeline]
Madeline Ashton: Wait. Aren't you forgetting something?
Rose: But it's only Thursday. You told me I'm supposed-...
Madeline Ashton: Never mind. I think I need to you say it every morning from now on.
Rose: Very well. Oh, madam, you look younger everyday.
Madeline Ashton: Thank you, Rose. Thank you so much, how sweet of you say.
[Grabbing the envelope]
Madeline Ashton: What is this?
Rose: Those are your invitations to Miss Helen Sharp's book party tonight. They just came.
Madeline Ashton: [Whispering, while opening the envelope] Helen Sharp.
[She opens the envelope and reads the title of Helen's book]
Madeline Ashton: "Forever Young"?
Rose: I like that title.
Madeline Ashton: [laughs histerically] "Forever Young and Eternally Fat". Oh, clever little witch, she sent seating assignments.
[Puts the invitations down]
Madeline Ashton: You know kind of find it hard to believe that he actually got up early and made his side of the bed.
Rose: Oh, no, madam.
Madeline Ashton: So, where'd he sleep?
Rose: [She points her index finger upwards]
Madeline Ashton: Again?
