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Ward 2021-11-20 08:01:27
User Rating: 7.8/10 (34,347...
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Lonzo 2021-11-20 08:01:27
Want to choke him to...
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Clarabelle 2021-11-20 08:01:27
As a continuation of the first part, it is still a success, but it has not been surpassed. In the end it was like a little warm...
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Don 2021-11-20 08:01:27
Much worse than the first...
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Serenity 2021-11-20 08:01:27
Once you start to sing and dance + get involved, the play is not saved. And the faces of the protagonists in high-definition picture quality, the vicissitudes of...
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Aidan 2021-11-20 08:01:27
It's still funny, Randal is a genius, and I like those who struggle with growing up. But the ending was bad, far inferior to the first one, and the director surrendered to the mainstream. Learn a new word "porch...
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Kasey 2021-11-20 08:01:27
All this is so stupid, so...
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Tabitha 2021-11-20 08:01:27
Scarlett said that tomorrow is another day. Dante said that this is the first day of the rest of our lifes. A movie that is supported entirely by dialogue, how can a pair of angry youths evolve so wonderfully? PS: You must make up for American culture before you look at...
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Cristina 2021-11-20 08:01:27
Not as good as...
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Freeda 2021-11-20 08:01:27
It's colored. It's still...
Clerks II Comments
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Randal Graves: [after the fire at the Quick Stop] Terrorists?
[Dante shakes his head]
Randal Graves: I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
[Dante nods]
Randal Graves: Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?
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Dante Hicks: I need two Egg-A-Moofins and we're almost out of hash browns.
Randal Graves: [On the computer] Hold on.
Dante Hicks: [Through the P.A. microphone] Now, Randal!
[Randal finishes typing something and hops back over the counter into the kitchen]
Dante Hicks: What were you writing over there anyway, your memoirs?
Randal Graves: I'm battling this jackass on his blog's message board.
Dante Hicks: About what?
Randal Graves: About how he's got too much free time and no life.
Dante Hicks: So does the guy who's flaming him on his website
Randal Graves: I can't help it, the guy pisses me off. It's this fuck in a wheelchair that's always preying on everyone's sympathies, writing these long diatribes about how he'll never walk again, and how walkers should appreciate the blessings of their functioning legs.
Dante Hicks: That 'diatribes' you call it sounds like some poor, crippled guy pouring out his heart and feelings!
Randal Graves: Oh, fuck him, man! Trying to guilt me into walking around more because *he's* all gimped out? Kind of mindfuck is that shit? So I've been getting into it with him, throwing it right back in his stupid crippie-boy face about how I love to just sit around, and how I'd rather drive to the end of the block than walk!
Dante Hicks: The guy's in a wheelchair.
Randal Graves: Yeah. That's why I called him "crippie-boy."
