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Nico 2023-08-04 17:45:21
Rowan Atkins is more suitable for smart people than bean... The last episode is so...
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Shaina 2023-07-29 23:45:38
People must die of starvation, die of stupid crying, die of...
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Fabiola 2023-07-27 06:30:29
I like this season the...
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Kristy 2023-07-20 07:15:32
Even funny jokes can't resist the pain of...
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Deontae 2023-07-18 13:28:36
Never thought that "Bean" has also done language comedies, and is still so talented. A mockery of the war, so funny and sad, so many lovely people, and finally, the battle of the Somme came to an...
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Kylee 2023-07-13 16:32:01
The characters in this season are very bright, General Maggie has no morals, hahaha... Although the fourth generation is not as charming as the second generation, it is a bit more bitter and mean, and the duo of fools are also very...
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Lura 2023-07-10 16:28:53
Funnier than the previous ones, the ending is very sad ~ just three...
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Mozelle 2023-06-25 01:41:46
George is so stupid and stupid...B's vicious tongue won my heart, and the lines are so wonderful! The ending song is so...
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Reginald 2023-06-04 21:06:16
This time his (they) encounter is a bit tragic. Helpless...
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Jasen 2023-06-04 18:38:47
After reading 1-6, goodbye,...
Blackadder Goes Forth Comments
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Cristobal 2022-07-29 15:57:05
The magic trenches of the first battle
The trenches of the First World War are really magical things. Tolkien got the inspiration for writing the Lord of the Rings here. The Austrian moustache created the Third Reich from here, and the US military commander MacArthur learned a lesson from this and invented that he has been in all his...
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Gerhard 2022-07-29 16:07:41
Introduction
I won't repeat it. Look at the profile from VeryCD,
Blackadder is not a positive character, and it doesn't even have the qualifications of a barely good person. Relying on a clever head, he always calculates there, doing things that hurt others for oneself, or hurt others against oneself, so as to...
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Lieutenant George: But this is brave, splendid and noble...
[Blackadder doesn't react - there's a long pause]
Lieutenant George: ...Sir
Captain Blackadder: Yes, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant George: I'm scared, sir
Private Baldrick: I'm scared too, sir
Lieutenant George: I'm the last of the tiddly-winking leapfroggers from the golden summer of 1914. I don't want to die... I'm really not over keen on dying at all, sir.
Captain Blackadder: How are you feeling, Darling?
Captain Darling: Ahm- not all that good, Blackadder. Rather hoped I'd get through the whole show, go back to work at Pratt and Sons, keep wicket for the Croydon Gentlemen, marry Doris. Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: "Bugger".
Captain Blackadder: Well, quite.
[Outside: "Stand to, stand to, fix bayonets"]
Captain Blackadder: Come on, come on, let's move.
[at the door, Blackadder turns to George]
Captain Blackadder: Don't forget your stick Lieutenant
Lieutenant George: Rather, sir. Wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this.
[they walk into the misty trench, waiting for the off - suddenly there is silence - the machine guns stop]
Captain Darling: I say, listen - our guns have stopped.
Lieutenant George: You don't think...
Private Baldrick: Perhaps the war's over. Perhaps it's peace.
Captain Darling: Thank God. We lived through it. The Great War, 1914 to 1917.
Captain Darling, Private Baldrick, Lieutenant George: Hip hip hooray!
Captain Blackadder: I'm afraid not. The guns have stopped because we are about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They feel it's more sporting to let the Germans do it.
Lieutenant George: So, we are, in fact, going over. This is, as they say, it?
Captain Blackadder: Yes, unless I can think of something very quickly.
[a voice shouts 'Company, one pace forward.' They all step forward]
Private Baldrick: There's a nasty splinter on that ladder, sir. A bloke could hurt himself on that.
[another call: "Stand ready" - they put their hands on the ladders ready to climb]
Private Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Really Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?
Private Baldrick: Yes, sir.
Captain Blackadder: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Private Baldrick: Yes, sir.
[another call: "On the signal, Company will advance"]
Captain Blackadder: Well, I'm afraid it's too late. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?
[a whistle blows he looks at Baldrick]
Captain Blackadder: Good luck, everyone.
[Blackadder blows his whistle, there is a roar of voices as everyone leaps up the ladders, meeting the machine gun fire]
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[repeated line]
Private Baldrick: I have a cunning plan.
