Assassination of a High School President Comments

  • Janelle 2022-04-24 07:01:25

    The texture of cheap TV series, just look at Mischa Barton, there are still many familiar...

  • Timmy 2022-04-24 07:01:25

    Why didn't I do this in high...

  • Marshall 2022-04-24 07:01:25

    High School is as deeply imprinted in American culture as an Icon. It is not just as simple as preparing for the college entrance examination. So for me, who spent my high school life preparing for the college entrance examination, not so touching, but still, to be so Impulse without regard to...

  • Kristina 2022-04-24 07:01:25

    So gorgeous is Mischa Barton. You played the...

  • Stone 2022-04-23 07:05:39

    The protagonist is handsome. good...

  • Mireya 2022-04-23 07:05:39

    It's beautiful, just to pass the...

  • Royce 2022-04-23 07:05:39

    Actually translated the president into the principal. ....

  • Mylene 2022-04-23 07:05:39

    The content of the story is good ~ but it seems that the title translation is wrong ~ it is the president of the student council not the principal~...

  • Reginald 2022-04-23 07:05:39

    Bruce Willis is rare in such a bad...

  • Eliezer 2022-04-23 07:05:39

    Oh a super super fun movie, advice is not to despise any scenes you find ridiculous, it was made to be so cute lol. Groups of handsome guys and pretty girls like American school dramas. The shades feel a lot like the quirky factor, but much more lighthearted. This hour and a half will definitely satisfy you. How about this introductory word? D9 collection, super awesome, novel and good...

Extended Reading

Assassination of a High School President quotes

  • Bobby Funke: Look Clara... I am the best writer you got.

    Clara: Bobby, you've never finished an article.

    Bobby Funke: [sternly] Well, are you going to give me this one, or not?

    Clara: ...No.

    [awkward pause]

    Bobby Funke: Do you want to come to Homecoming with me, then?

    Clara: [smiles] ... No.

    Bobby Funke: [narrating] Clara was one tough cookie. All I wanted was a taste.

    [Funke sighs and walks away]

  • [first lines]

    Bobby Funke: [narrating] You want to know the truth about high school? You've got to break it down into its elements. Unfortunately, at St. Donovan's, the periodic table is more crooked than a case of scoliosis. Just give me the chance and I'll set it all straight. Case in point, Spanish homework. "Dame un batido de esperma" does not mean, "Take me to the airport." It means, "Give me a sperm milkshake." And 22 kids gave that as an answer in Spanish 3 last week. I'm not sure about the milkshake, but somebody is sure feeding us something sticky. Every clique on campus is copying the same damn homework. Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks, jocks, debaters, player-haters, you name it. Oh, it's big, all right. And I'm on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. The name's Bobby Funke. I write for the paper.