Zuri James

Zuri James

  • Born:
  • Height: 6' 1½" (1.87 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Dirty Grandpa quotes

    • Dick Kelly: Look... I'm sorry, I don't know if I can do this. I haven't done it for a long time.

      Lenore: I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check

      Lenore: Tell me you've fallen and you can't get up.

      Dick Kelly: I've fallen and I can't get up.

      Lenore: Tell me how things were better under Eisenhower.

      Dick Kelly: Things were better under Eisenhower.

      Lenore: We like Ike!

      Dick Kelly: [yells] We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike!

      Lenore: Are you cumming or dying?

      Dick Kelly: I'm not sure, maybe both!

    • Jason Kelly: I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa.

      Dick Kelly: You're the one that's going to have to watch out. You might get Oreo'd.

      Jason Kelly: Oreo'd?

      Dick Kelly: That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.