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Ø: Not much you've pumped while in prison, I see...
Tonny: Shut the fuck up.
Ø: Nice bag you got there, by the way.
Tonny: Go fuck yourself.
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Kusse-Kurt: Dude, I just got this new maid in the house, right? A really nice, little cunt. Then last night, I was doing her doggy-style in the bathtub, right? Then suddenly, she slipped in the foam and smacked her teeth on the edge - four teeth out her mouth. Must have hurt like shit, dude.
Tonny: Fuck dude. What the fuck did you do, then?
Kusse-Kurt: Nothing. It didn't mean shit, it was baby teeth.
Tonny: [realizing it's a joke] You're fucking sick, dude.
Zlatko Buric
Extended Reading
