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Lucy: [the girls are in the headmasters' office in the boys' school; and they spot a gold ring hanging with the headmasters' portrait] Look what he's wearing!
Chelsea: Ah, so now, *you're* the Style Queen, are you?
Saffy: Yeah, we're looking for a ring, not fashion tips.
Lucy: But he's *wearing* a ring! Well, an earring, anyway.
Chelsea, Saffy, Bella: [in unison] Yeah. In a painting.
[the Posh Totties put their fingers in and sizzle their fingers together]
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Sir Piers Pomfrey: [Geoffrey is in the AD1 meeting, drinking the communion wine, but drank one too many] Kinsman, we've heard nothing from you. What's your proposal?
[Geoffrey drinks more of the wine, and doesn't listen]
Sir Piers Pomfrey: KINSMAN!
Geoffrey Thwaites: [slurs] What?
Matron: [watching from the St Trinians camera] He's absolutely sloshed! What's happened?
Sir Piers Pomfrey: What's your take on these women?
Geoffrey Thwaites: [slurring] Women?
[scoffs and sputters]
Geoffrey Thwaites: Eh? I'll tell you what I realise right? I've had enough of them!
[slurs]
Geoffrey Thwaites: I... I... I'm sick to the hind bloody teeth, the whole lot of them!
Chelsea: [the girls scoff and gasp at what he said] Scumbag!
Geoffrey Thwaites: [continues slurring] Yak, yak, yak in your all day about...
Camilla: [through camera microphone] That's gratitude for you.
Geoffrey Thwaites: [continues slurring] Gratitude!
Camilla: After I rescued him from the dung heap!
Geoffrey Thwaites: [continues slurring in the meeting] Dung!
AD1 Member: [to himself, quietly] Dung?
Geoffrey Thwaites: [resumes slurring] Just bitching and moaning about this and that and whatever! It's time for them to SHUT UP!
Zawe Ashton
Extended Reading
St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold quotes
