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Miroku: What exactly did you do with Lady Kikyou?
Inuyasha: What do you usually do when you think you're alone with a woman?
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You did THAT in front of Lady Kagome?
Inuyasha: Why, what do you usually do with women?
Miroku: Oh! Um... nothing...
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Renkotsu: So, Big brother, we are all back together at last.
Bankotsu: Not all.
Jakotsu: You see, the thing is...
Renkotsu: Big brother, the truth is Kyukotsu and Mukotsu were...
Bankotsu: They were killed. Couldn't be helped.
Renkotsu: You knew already?
Bankotsu: Now Renkotsu, you're the smart one, so you can write.
Renkotsu: Sure, but write what?
Bankotsu: Let's see. "The time has come to settle old scores. Our vengeance will know no bounds, so perpare to die."... Or something to that effect.
Jakotsu: Do we get to kill people?
Bankotsu: Yeah. Remember that castle?
Jakotsu: Why? Should we?
Bankotsu: Yes. The inhabitants of that castle are the deceitful bastards why chopped our haeds off.
Yuki Kyoi
Extended Reading