Yuha Pihanen

Yuha Pihanen

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  • Height: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

    • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.

    • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]

      Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?

      [Charles and Angel nod]

      Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?

      [Charles and Angel continue to nod]

      Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.

      [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]

      Poppy: What's your name?

      Angel: [Spanish accent] Angel, ma'am.

      Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...

      [whispers]

      Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?

      [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]

      Charles: No, Miss Poppy!

      [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]

      Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.

      [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]