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the General: The tastiest meat is a gorilla's lips. The tastiest fish is the caviar from Eastern Sea.
The Soldier: No wonder you went to wars. You ate too much.
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The Soldier: I forgot to tell you, the reward for capturing a live enemy general is land, cash, and exemption from military service. Exemption from military service for life! Only tilling land. No need to go to war.
the General: There's always a victor in a war. Only when the victor has unified the world will there be true peace so little men like you can lead a regular life.
The Soldier: You know what? If you hadn't gone to war with us, I could have been living this life right now!
Yue Wu
Extended Reading