Wilmer Valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama

  • Born: 1980-1-30
  • Height: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Darwin Awards quotes

    • Siri Taylor: For an ex-cop, you're kind of a pussy, aren't ya?

    • Bob: [while drooling over a muscle truck in a showroom] What's its MPG?

      Car Salesman: [sneering] Who gives a shit?