William J. Simmons

William J. Simmons

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    Instant Family quotes

    • Karen: You're going to get some funny looks and people are going to say some stupid shit., but if you're willing to love these kids who need a mom and dad and somebody has a problem with that, you just ask them how many goddamn kids they've adopted.

    • [Pete and Ellie mistakenly confront Charlie thinking he is Jacob]

      Ellie: It's that kid Jacob! Hey, I saw the picture you sent to her, Jacob.

      Pete: You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top!

      Ellie: We're going to call your mom!

      Pete: You're going down today!

      Ellie: So what do you think of that, Jacob?

      Charlie: [sobbing] My name is not Jacob!

      Ellie: What?

      Charlie: It's Charlie!