William Callaway

[Alvy questions an old man on the street about his sex life]

Alvy Singer: With your wife in bed, does she need some kind of artificial stimulation, like, like marijuana?

Old man on street: We use a large vibrating egg.

Alvy Singer: [walking away] Well, you ask a psychopath for advice, that's what happens...

Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.

Alvy Singer: Oh. Thank you.

Pam: I mean that as a compliment.