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Jerad 2022-10-23 22:56:31
i love Liza
what is love? Is it to endure the pain? Is it heart-piercing?
Sometimes, I often think, what will happen to me in this world that the lover whom I have become dependent on suddenly died in front of me?
Wilson, who loved Liza so much, lay terrified on the floor in front of the bedroom door, tossing...
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Wilson Joel: 2 on 1 gas.
Gas Station: Somebody over at Arlington hobby said they never heard of a plane that runs on gasoline.
Wilson Joel: Well mine does.
Gas Station: He said it was impossible because
Wilson Joel: I own a plane and it runs on gas and I wanna fly the thing right fucking now!
Gas Station: You don't have to yell.
Wilson Joel: Well, I just want to buy 2 dollars worth of fucking gas! 2 on 1... 2 on 1.
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Wilson Joel: Do you have the yellow pages?
Cashier at Pancake House: Customer copy out of the phone book.
Wilson Joel: It's all torn to shreds.
Cashier at Pancake House: I apologize, but that's our customer copy.
Wilson Joel: Can I use your copy?
Cashier at Pancake House: Sorry, convenient store next door might have one.
Wilson Joel: But, you have one.
Cashier at Pancake House: Sir, I'm sorry. Try next door.
Wilson Joel: I just got finished eating your bad pancakes and got my plane stolen out of my car in your parking lot.
Cashier at Pancake House: Want me to call the police? I can call the police.
Wilson Joel: No, I just want to see the yellow pages.
Cashier at Pancake House: What are you looking for?
Wilson Joel: Planes.
Cashier at Pancake House: Planes?
Wilson Joel: Yea, model planes. You know remote control planes?
Cashier at Pancake House: Toy Planes?
Wilson Joel: Yea, toy planes.
Cashier at Pancake House: You're not gonna find anything like that.
Wilson Joel: Let me look... let me look.
Cashier at Pancake House: You're not going to find it.
Wilson Joel: Haha, yea you see that? You see that? One of your fucking friends stole my plane. Somebody who eats the bad food in this place all the time. That plane is going to ruin this whole place.
