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Darian 2021-12-16 08:01:13
I choose C! This is true love~
After the little girlfriend in her early 20s was violently
dumped by the male protagonist Tom, she immediately exploded: "F**ku, is your brain filled with feces? I went to find your ex daylily? Then what? Face her Saggy breasts and loose vagina sex? Spend menopause together? By the way, do... -
Talon 2022-03-24 09:02:01
Similar experiences, different endings
On the 16th day of the breakup, the first weekend at work, when I missed you so much, I accidentally watched this movie, which is surprisingly similar to the reason we broke up. From the first time I saw the male protagonist give up his life for the female protagonist, and then it became something...
Walbert Beltran
Extended Reading
The Five-Year Engagement quotes
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Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: This is supposed to be exciting. It's your wedding - you only get a few of these!
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Taco Customer: You're a white guy. You make tacos like a Mexican.
Tom Solomon: Thanks.
Taco Customer: Give me a hug.
Tom Solomon: Really?
Taco Customer: Give me a hug, now!
Tom Solomon: Alright.
Taco Customer: [goes in for the hug] Mmm. You smell like a taco.
