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Ellie: Listen to your mother and don't marry anyone til you've slept with what, at least 10 people...
Debbie: Well, maybe less.
Ellie: Because you're gonna end up with one, and you'll be wiping his arthritic ass for the rest of your life.
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Danielle: Oh, you guys are at the Holocaust museum. You look so... happy!
Vivien Landau
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