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Narrator: The following is a true story. The people are actual people. Their names are their actual names. Everything has been thoroughly researched and verified.
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Man In Suit: In accordance with Section 37, Bylaw 315, which states that no area may be zoned for residential purposes within 100 yards of a freeway. This house can't be here.
Dave: But it *is* here.
Man In Suit: But not for long.
Andrew: This is my house, you can't just take it away!
Dave: Not without paying for it.
Man In Suit: Well of course, we *would* pay it...
Dave: Right.
Man In Suit: But according to our records, this address doesn't exist.
Dave: Doesn't exist, of course it exists!
Man In Suit: Not according to our records, you see?
Dave: Well, if it doesn't exist, how can you tear it down?
Man In Suit: Because it's in violation of Section 37, Bylaw 31. You have to 'til 3 o'clock.
Vincenzo Natali
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