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Leonard 2022-03-21 09:01:03
Black Humor Concoction Guide
This is of course an excellent movie. Guy Ritchie is also an excellent director. Just like our evaluation of the great Confucius, Confucius is not only a great writer and thinker, but also a great Educator. Comrade Guy Ritchie is also a great film educator. His debut work "Two Smoke Guns" has...
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Laverna 2021-10-13 13:06:17
Beginning of the title
After watching the film, I was very curious about the title, so I checked it on Wikipidia and combined with the articles of British film critics, I felt that I should have found the most accurate interpretation.
First of all, Lock, Stock and Barrel is a popular saying in the United Kingdom...
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Remington 2022-03-24 09:01:04
The pinnacle of multi-line narrative has been imitated and never surpassed.
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Catharine 2022-03-22 09:01:03
8.5 Revisit, it is no longer as messy as last time, but it is less enjoyable, but the yellowish multi-line narrative coincides with the black humor and it is still very good.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes
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Gary: So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary: I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it. Like one of them James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.
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Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Bacon: So how long do you have to wait for a return?
Tom: Probably no more than four weeks.
Bacon: Well what good is that if we need it in six... no, five days?
Tom: Well it was still a good idea.
