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JCVD: [out of breath] It's very difficult for me to do everything in one shot, you know? I'm 47 years old!
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JCVD: Once in the film "Hard Target", I took a shot from a blank. It took salts to reanimate me.
Arthur: "Hard Target"! John Woo! What an ass!
JCVD: Don't say that!
Arthur: C'mon, Jean-Claude, wait a sec!
[to the hostages, referring to Van Damme]
Arthur: He's the one who brought him to the US. Without him, he'd still be filming pigeons in Hong Kong!
[to Van Damme]
Arthur: And then what? He drops you!
JCVD: At least, he did "Face/Off".
Arthur: So what? He could've picked you!
JCVD: Yeah... yeah.
Arthur: On the other hand, when you see "Windtalkers", there's a justice... Got any new projects?
JCVD: Not for now.
Arthur: I saw a thing on the web, what's it called? P-P-Pu-Plur...
JCVD: Purple. "Purple Amulet".
Arthur: What about it?
JCVD: Steven Seagal got the part.
Arthur: What?
JCVD: Steven Seagal got the part.
Arthur: Steven Seagal? You're ten times better!
JCVD: Well, he cut off his couette.
Arthur: His what?
JCVD: His couette. His ponytail. For the first time!
Arthur: Oh, I see... That's a tough one...
Valérie Bodson
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