Tyler Patrick Jones

Tyler Patrick Jones

  • Born: 1994-3-12
  • Birthplace: California, USA
  • Height: 5' 7" (1.7 m)
  • Profession: American child actors
  • Representative Works: Fantasy Fairy Event Book, Guinea Pig Agent Team
  • Tyler Patrick Jones, The United States of America child actor. Male, born on March 12th , 1994 , The United States of America State of California .
    Extended Reading

    Feast quotes

    • Bozo: YOU!

      Grandma: [Drunkenly] What?

      Bozo: You know somethin'!

      Grandma: Huh?

      Bozo: You're old! You've seen things!

      Grandma: I don't know a thing.

      Bartender: Easy there...

      Bozo: Back off me, whitey! I'm interrogating her.

      Bozo: Old people know things, like legends and tall tales and shit.

      Grandma: No... really... I don't...

      Bozo: Come on! Spill it! Or I'll get rough!

      Grandma: I don't know anything!

      [Points to Bartender]

      Grandma: Why don't you ask him? He's old!

      Heroine: Relax. She doesn't know anything.

      Bozo: Yeah... allegedly.

    • Bozo: [Locked in bedroom as monster is coming through window] Okay! I'm ready to come out now!

      Bartender: [Bartender fumbles outside with key; it breaks in the lock] Oh.

      Bozo: [Panicking, rattling doorknob] OH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH"?

      Coach: [Relatively calmly. i.e. oh, shit] Cheese and crackers.