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Barry: He slept with Martha at my house! I was under the bed the whole time. What an idiot!
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Therman: Now tell us, Barry, why did your wife leave? Spit it out of your mouth. Say it. Say it, boy.
Barry: I lost her clitoris!
Robin: You lost her clitoris?
Barry: She got mad because I couldn't find it, and I said 'It's probably in your purse,' because nine times out of 10 when she loses something, that's where they end up.
Robin: Barry, do you even know what that is?
Barry: I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.
Therman: Don't worry Barry. I found it. It was in her purse. It was in her naughty purse.
Robin: Wow. Well thank God somebody found it, right?
Barry: I thought I found it under the couch. Turns out it was just an old piece of chewing gum.
Tyler Cole
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