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Zack: You look really old. Were you held back?
Jenko: No. You look super young, were you held forward?
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Deputy Chief Hardy: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Hardy: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
Turner Crumbley
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