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Erik Stifler: I haven't seen you since my parent's New Year's party.
Mr. Levenstein: Well, your parents really, really know how to ring in the New Year!
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Erik Stifler: Look, I'm sorry about my Dad giving you that wedgie in front of everybody.
Mr. Levenstein: Well, your Dad has been doing that to me since we were kids, and strangely enough, I enjoy it.
Trisha Echeverria
Extended Reading
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile quotes