Trevor Noah

Trevor Noah: And you know, ladies, I love how guys talk about an erection like it's something we bought at the store and we can't return. And they say, "What am I supposed to do with this, huh? What am I supposed to do with this? I've opened it, I can't take it back, huh, huh? What am I supposed to do with this?"

Trevor Noah: Yo, for real, ladies, can I just say uhh, men are creeps. On behalf of all men, I apologize because we are disgusting creeps, every single one of us.