Tony Swift

Tony Swift

  • Born: 1957-7-22
  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Bennett 2022-10-01 23:42:52

      I want to use football to make a horrible drama

      The nonsensical plot, terrible dialogue, and inexplicable ending, the only thing worthy of appreciation is that even such a bad film actor's acting skills can still be seen. This is more admiration for the professional level of American actors. The director wants to use football themes to trick...

    • Stevie 2022-10-01 16:18:59

      Coke, popcorn

      A very American comedy, reminiscent of Coke and popcorn. In the movie theater, the child spilled a drink, and the mother hurriedly cleaned it up; there, the couple chatted with each other and watched the screen occasionally, so there was no need to be afraid of missing a certain episode. Link the...

    Kicking & Screaming quotes

    • Phil Weston: [Byong Sun uses a drinking cup to make popping noises] 'Scuse me... just... don't do that with the cup, okay?

      [Byong Sun momentarily stops, embarrassed]

    • Phil Weston: [passing out DVDs] These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".

      [he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace]

      Phil Weston: [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Here, hold this.

      Barbara Weston: Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.

      Phil Weston: You did, you said it a lot.

      Barbara Weston: Who did that?

      Phil Weston: [pointing to Mark] He did.

      The Tigers: HE DID!

      Phil Weston: What? Nut'uh!

      [the kids all descend upon him]