Tommy Kane

Fred: I've heard about physical attraction before, chemically I understand it but I've never experienced it.

Jane Bingum: What, you've never had a crush?

Fred: Up there all I meet are dead people.

Jane Bingum: Well, forget it, okay? Stacey's out of your league. You'll be setting yourself up for a world of hurt.

Fred: No no no, you don't understand! I look at this Stacey, and I, and I can't help it. I wanna, I wanna do her grocery shopping, wanna, wanna re-roof her house. I wanna... hunt animals and bring her the MEAT.