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Martin Zaidenweber: [in goofy German accent] The baron's collection is heavily Flemish. Titian, Rubens, all the women so zaftig and heftig.
[snorts]
Martin Zaidenweber: I mean, how many years can you spend looking at the Walloons? Huh?
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PJ Puznowski: Like mama always said, if you can't tell the difference between a pig and a javelina, well, you could lose a big old chunk out of your ass.
Tommie Earl Jenkins
Extended Reading