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Fergus: Mitchell's late again?
Blackadder: ROLAND, asked for another day off, Fergus.
Fergus: Oh, really? Where's he gone?
Blackadder: I didn't ask, and he didn't say. He's an American for God's sake. He's probably off trafficking drugs.
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[to Roland the morning after their first night together, and first kiss]
Maude: I can't imagine what you're like after you actually sleep with someone!
Tom Hickey
Extended Reading