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Annie Braddock: Okay Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple childcare rules.
Jane Gould: Oh, alright, the teddy bear has been compromised.
Annie Braddock: Slamming the door in your kid's face is *not* okay. Spending more time on a benefit for kids that you've never met than you do with your own blood is *not* okay. Going to a SPA when your son has a fever of a hundred and four and not answering emergency calls, that officially makes you an unfit mother.
Mrs. X: This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
Jane Gould: Uh, no. This is clearly a disgruntled nanny. W-we might have something to learn here.
Annie Braddock: Now I know that you're all pretty busy with your hair appointments, and your watsu massages and your attempts to stay young so your husbands won't leave you. But here's an idea! Why don't you try eating dinner with your child every once in a blue moon. And heads up here, lady, try smiling once in a while. People hate you.
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Jamaican Nanny: Stop eatin' them boogers!
Tom Coughlin
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