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Tommy: [Breaks open the door] Well, if it isn't Mr. Rainbow, how lovely to see you in the flesh... c'mere!
[Lifts Randolph up off the couch by his sweater and grabs him by the front of his neck]
Tommy: Now, you want to tell me about The Rhino?
Randolph: [strangulated] This is private property, you're fucking trespassing...
[Tommy throws him headfirst into the piano, with the ceramic pot falling off of it and breaking and he lands back first on the floor]
Tommy: Danny, go give Mr. Smiley a little back rub.
[Danny picks him up and holds him up by the back of his sweater]
Tommy: Start yakkin', friend!
Randolph: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm minding my own business here, you're violating my private sp...
[Danny throws him towards the opposite wall]
Randolph: AAAAAAACE!
[Hits the wall with his whole body and slides down, then Danny lifts him up over his head with both hands and smashes him through a table]
Randolph: All right, you spud sucking fucks! I'm suing your riverdance ass!
[with a mocking Irish Accent]
Randolph: I'm gonna send you all the way back hooome, huh?
Tommy: Roy, have you got the hammer?
Roy: Always got the hammer, Tommy.
[pulls out a chisel hammer]
Randolph: [Danny grabs holds him up by the collar] I did it! It was me! It was all me! Thank god we cleared up everything without further violence.
[brief pause, then cuts to Randolph's perspective as Danny punches him hard in the face and everything goes black]
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Sheldon: Let's face it. Big junkies come from little junkies. We gotta nip this in the bud, Burke!
Todd Graff
Extended Reading
