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Michelangelo: Leo's in trouble!
Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once!
[goes to save Leonardo]
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[all the Turtles get jammed in a tunnel]
Donatello: [smells a fart] Mikey, was that you?
Michelangelo: Eh... pepperoni.
Tobin Mitnick
Extended Reading
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes