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President George Walker Bush: [on the phone] You mean that guy in the Khaki Shorts? That dude from the Discovery Channel?
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Steve Irwin: G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya?
[appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo]
Steve Irwin: This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem...
[to the Lion]
Steve Irwin: It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil!
[a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo]
Steve Irwin: Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady...
Timothy Bottoms
Extended Reading
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course quotes
