Tim Cowgill

Tim Cowgill

  • Born: 1957-11-19
  • Height: 6' 1" (1.85 m)
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    Happy, Texas quotes

    • Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Why did the armadillo cross the road?

      Harry Sawyer: Why?

      Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: [Holds up dead armadillo] It didn't. Look, see?

    • Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets.

      Harry Sawyer: Traveling midget tailors?

      Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Yeah, ya think?

      Harry Sawyer: No.