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Chastity Pariah: [seeing Elvira arriving] Well, I never.
Elvira: Yeah, and you never will with those soup cans on your head.
Chastity Pariah: Listen, young lady. I don't know who your are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.
Elvira: Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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Elvira: Bloody Mary.
Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?
Elvira: Maybe, but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first.
Terry Ray
Extended Reading
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark quotes