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'Balance of Power' Host: Who makes more money?
Tara: [buzzes] I do!
'Balance of Power' Host: Who enters Iron Man triathalons every year and wins?
Tara: [buzzes] I do!
'Balance of Power' Host: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian?
Tara, Bob: [both buzz at once] I do!
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Claire Wellington: Today, we are going to discuss - well, it is probably the most important book any of us will ever read. Yes, it is provocative, but it is also inspiring: The Heritage Hills Special Edition Golden Deluxe Treasury of Christmas Keepsakes and Collectibles!
[wives and Roger squeal and applaud with delight]
Claire Wellington: This book said to me, 'Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ... with yarn.'
Tanoai Reed
Extended Reading
