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[President Bush is on vacation and is bird hunting]
George W. Bush: Somebody gonna say "nice shot"?
Aide: Nice shot.
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Marine Recruiter: I'm sure you know who Shaggy is, right?
Kid in Parking Lot: Yeah.
Marine Recruiter: Do you know anything about him?
Kid in Parking Lot: Yeah, he's the Jamaican singer?
Marine Recruiter: How about a former marine.
Tammy Baldwin
Extended Reading