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Arthur: Tiffany, this is my nanny Hobson, my best friend in the whole world.
Tiffany: Your nanny?
Hobson: He's merely *shaped* like an adult.
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Hobson: [Holding up Tiffany's bra] I wouldn't recommend letting him get used to your breasts, dear, he's got an addictive personality. He was at mine 'till he was six.
Arthur: Hobson!
Hobson: I had to dab tabasco on the nipples to see him off...
Arthur: That lady has never once breastfed me.
Hobson: ...despite his best efforts.
Sylvia Ward
Extended Reading
