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Martin: You know what Hans Christian Andersen did? Every time he had masturbated he wrote a little X in his diary
Jens: If I had written down an X every time I had masturbated, there wouldn't be any pencils left in the whole wide world
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Kommisæren: [to Jens] Have you ever tried getting killed?
[pause]
Kommisæren: I'll be back in a moment
Stig Hoffmeyer
Extended Reading
