Stevie Mack

Stevie Mack

  • Born:
  • Height: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Better Off Dead... quotes

    • Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...

      [starts to snort snow off his top hat]

      Charles De Mar: [sniff] Oh.

      [shouts]

      Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous!

      [raises right hand]

      Charles De Mar: [shouts] I think I just froze the left half of my brain!

      [waves arm in circles]

      Charles De Mar: [shouts] Look! I can't move my right arm!

      Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!

      Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.

    • Lane Myer: [Indicates Monique] Her?

      Mrs. Smith: Mm-hmm.

      Lane Myer: [Indicates Ricky] And him?

      Mrs. Smith: Mmmm-hm.

      Lane Myer: That makes sense.