Steven Polito

[last lines]

Announcer: Presenting the crown, Miss Julie Newmar.

Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: ¡Ay, nenita! Look! Look at this! Look what I found!

Noxeema Jackson: Golly, golly, golly.

Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: The seats are like butter.

Noxeema Jackson: Now this is a car.

Vida Boheme: A car? Mary Alice Louise, no. This is a land yacht.

Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: You know, I used to know a lawyer guy who had a car just like this, and I said right then and there I was gonna have one for myself. Vida, can we have this?

Noxeema Jackson: But we daren't.