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Lt. Dirk Arnold: Well, look what we have here!
Lt. Dirk Arnold: I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot dog eating contest.
[Dirk and Benedict laugh]
Corporal Benedict: Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday.
[Benedict laughs, but Dirk gives him a strange look]
Corporal Benedict: [whispers] Don't you remember I was making that arrangement?
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Reverend Dawkins: You know, I took the time to check Jesus' transcripts, and I found out that Jesus has a perfect G.P.A. Yeah, that stands for God Point Average.
[Everyone in attendance laughs]
Steve Talley
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