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Jack: It's funny, but as a gay man, I'm strangely drawn to you.
Liz: Yeah, I get that a lot.
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[Will is trying to convince Karen not to fire her pastry chef, whom he has the hots for]
Will: He's a genius. He's an artist. You wouldn't fire Picasso, would you?
Karen: I would, and I did! He put both my breasts on the same side of my body. I wouldn't take that from my plastic surgeon, and I wouldn't take it from him!
Steve Schroeder
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