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Joseph Lisgoe: Pay attention you ignorant bastard! Now, twinkle toes is gonna try and get that money off you. Off you go.
Glenn Baggs: Got that money Mr. Baggs?
Barry Baggs: Yeah, here it is, ten, twenty, thirty...
Joseph Lisgoe: No, no no! It's not as easy as that is it? Put up a fight like they do with you.
Barry Baggs: Err...
Joseph Lisgoe: Never mind, give it back.
Barry Baggs: No.
Joseph Lisgoe: What?
Barry Baggs: Come back Thursday.
Joseph Lisgoe: We're not playing that now, give me thne thirty quid.
Barry Baggs: No, you can't have it. My mam needs it for an operation, she's having her legs replaced.
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Dr Ira Carlton: You cannot buy my opinion as you would by a used motor car.
Steve Pemberton
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