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Lilith: I'd like you to be maid of honor at my wedding.
Rebecca: Shouldn't that be for your best friend?
Lilith: You are my best friend. Now what is your name?
Rebecca: Rebecca.
Lilith: Lilith Sternin. Pleased to meet you.
Rebecca: Likewise.
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[Carla and Diane are discussing Nick's new wife]
Carla: Look, here's a picture of them.
[Diane looks at it, and rolls her eyes]
Diane: She's naked.
Carla: So what? So is he.
Diane: [looking at the picture again] I thought he was wearing mohair pajamas.
Steve Giannelli
Extended Reading