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Louise: You remember when we first met?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Louise: What happened? Tell me what you said.
Jimmy: I said you had a nice pair of eyes.
Louise: And what did I say? Do you remember?
Jimmy: Yeah, you shut 'em. Asked me if I knew what color they were.
Louise: And what'd you say?
Jimmy: I didn't know.
Louise: [she covers his eyes] Jimmy, what color are my eyes?
Jimmy: They're brown.
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State Trooper: [sobbing] Please! I have a wife and kids. Please!
Thelma: You do? Well, you're lucky. You be sweet to 'em, especially your wife. My husband wasn't sweet to me. Look how I turned out.
Stephen Polk
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