Stephen Belber

Sue Claussen: Compact fluorescents.

[showing her apartment for the 1st time]

Mike: Oh, too bad.

Sue Claussen: I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?

Mike: Sure.

Sue Claussen: Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a bitch.

Mike: ...I like it!