Stephanie Barnes

Stephanie Barnes

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    The Guardian quotes

    • Ben Randall: [reading off his class roster] Fischer. Why are you here, Fischer?

      Jake Fischer: I'm here to exceed your expectations, Senior Chief. I'm a rescue swimmer at heart, born, bred, and water-fed. Hoorah!

      Ben Randall: [dryly] Wow. I bet you practiced that all morning.

    • Ben Randall: [to his class] Can someone tell me the Rescue Swimmer's Motto?

      Jake Fischer: So others may live, Senior Chief!

      Ben Randall: Ooohhh, I feel safer already.